churchsext:

bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge 

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

sayahomu:

capitalism: create an impoverished homeless class, then enact laws and physical barriers so you don’t have to see what you’ve created

kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

#when I find myself in times of trouble #pennsatucky comes to me #speaking words of wisdom

(Source: jamescookjr)

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daftlypunk:

BUT THAT CHARACTER CANT BE GAY

Played 63712 times.
  • person: she--
  • me: it's he.
  • person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--
  • me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz ' -- a lot has changed over the years
sieg-howdy:

LOOK AT THIS PERFECT LITTLE BABY
sieg-howdy:

LOOK AT THIS PERFECT LITTLE BABY
sieg-howdy:

LOOK AT THIS PERFECT LITTLE BABY
sieg-howdy:

LOOK AT THIS PERFECT LITTLE BABY

sieg-howdy:

LOOK AT THIS PERFECT LITTLE BABY

(Source: thecutestofthecute)

alyssareeves:

earthly—soul:

elizabeths-curves:

third-eyes:

misshealthgeek:

A very picky chinese farmer who had a bout of genius decided that pears were boring.. tasty but very boring and uninteresting. As any modern day picasso or brilliant person does he decide to go against his mother’s words and play with his food. Setting out to create a buddha pear by encasing the young pears in molds while they’re still on the tree.As they grow they have no choice but to take the shape of the spiritual figure. Buddha pears are sold in china, but the farmer plans to spread the love worldwide. 

let the energies guide you

that’s pretty awesome.

Seriously amazing

(Source: misshealthgeek.tumblr.com )

rosestar737love:

penicillium-pusher:

Sh*t People Say to Non-Binary Folks

Sometimes the things people say are just… Yeah.

Yeeeeeaaah this is both hilarious for me and also a grim reminder of people’s ignorance. XP This is a pretty good representation.