My RP tumblr is: jimmoriartysboy
bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
capitalism: create an impoverished homeless class, then enact laws and physical barriers so you don’t have to see what you’ve created
Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.
#when I find myself in times of trouble #pennsatucky comes to me #speaking words of wisdom
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BUT THAT CHARACTER CANT BE GAY
A very picky chinese farmer who had a bout of genius decided that pears were boring.. tasty but very boring and uninteresting. As any modern day picasso or brilliant person does he decide to go against his mother’s words and play with his food. Setting out to create a buddha pear by encasing the young pears in molds while they’re still on the tree.As they grow they have no choice but to take the shape of the spiritual figure. Buddha pears are sold in china, but the farmer plans to spread the love worldwide.
that’s pretty awesome.
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